i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
seems like my spanish
I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
I would look so cute on you.
“If you’re going to decipher a hidden code from a complex set of different mazes, I’m pretty sure you need a girl’s brain running the show.”
my textbook and i have a lot in common
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
It’s things like this that make me wish I had a record player.
That is so beautiful
either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care
That is the best reaction ever.
i really enjoy the hell out of this. will’s kids.
They all look JUST like him
OH MY GOD. LOL
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
who gave small children the ability to scream
seriously every other baby animal makes such cute noises and then human babies sound like gargling banshees